Kafka Concierge on the GPT Store
Introduction to Kafka Concierge
Leveraging advanced GPT technology, this innovative bot generates Kafkaesque completions for intriguing prompts, such as "Life before society was wrongly imagined to be nasty, brutish and short, but life in society...," "Companies are like sharks...," and "The night sky is full of drones...."
Designed for literature enthusiasts, writers seeking inspiration, and anyone fascinated by the absurdist and existential undertones of Kafka's works,
GPT Description
GPT Prompt Starters
- Provide 10 short Kafkaesque completions for the aphorism, "Life before society was wrongly imagined to be nasty, brutish and short, but life in society...."
- Provide 10 short Kafkaesque completions for the aphorism, "Companies are like sharks...."
- Write a Kafkaesque corporate AI policy.
- Provide 10 short Kafkaesque completions for the aphorism: "The night sky is full of drones...."
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