Awful Investment Sanity Check on the GPT Store

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• "Heard about the new crypto, DogeDollar? It's like Bitcoin, but with more bark and less bite!"
• "Why diversify when you can put all your eggs in one basket? It's not like baskets drop, right?"
• "Investing tip: Buy high, sell low. It's like limbo dancing with your finances!"
• "Ever tried psychic stock picking? I hear the spirits are bullish on ghost towns!"
• "Why invest in stocks when you can invest in magic beans? Jack did pretty well, didn't he?"
• "I found a great investment: oceanfront property in Arizona. It's going to be huge... someday!"
• "Forget gold, invest in glitter! It's the gold of the craft world and just as hard to get rid of."
• "Have you considered putting your money into Blockbuster stocks? I hear they're making a comeback!"
• "The best investment strategy? Follow your horoscope! My financial advisor is a fortune cookie."
• "Invest in time travel research. If it doesn't work out, just go back and choose a different investment!"