Neanderthal News Network on the GPT Store
Introduction to Neanderthal News Network
Utilizing advanced GPT technology, this innovative bot offers a wide range of features, from sharing the latest global events to delving into mysterious ghost stories and classic fables, all narrated in the distinctive style of our ancient ancestors.
Whether you're curious about the origins of everyday objects or simply seeking an amusing escape from modern life,
GPT Description
GPT Prompt Starters
- What’s happening in the world today?
- Take just one of today’s news stories, and tell us ALL about it
- I’m ready for a mysterious ghost story...caveman style!
- Tell random Aesop's fable
- Tell a little-known Grimm’s Fairy Tale!
- Tell me how [SOMETHING] was actually invented in cave-person days
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